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A.H.D.J
00:42
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SURF A WAVE EAT A PIZZA
DRINK A BEER WHILE PLAYING FIFA
WAILING SOLOS SAVAGE BEATS
PLAY TWO SETS THEN HIT THE BEACH
LOVE YER BROZ
ALL HAIL DAD JOKES
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FREE PIZZA
00:43
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I DONT NEED A HOLIDAY
KEEN TO WORK THE STATS
I DONT DO IT FOR THE WAGE
I JUST WANT
FREE PIZZA
HOLIDAY'S THE ONLY WAY
THE BOSS WILL BUY YOU LUNCH
COS IT'S THE LAW AND I AM POOR
I JUST WANT
FREE PIZZA
NO HOLIDAY
FUCK ALL PAY
ALL I NEED
FREE FEED
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3. |
NO PAY YET
00:49
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SHIT WAS SARAH IN THIS MORNING?
NO PAY YET!
GOT YOUR PAYMENT SLIP EMAIL?
NO PAY YET!
HOW OLD IS THAT PORRIDGE SACHET?
SUSTENANCE!
REALLY NEED TO BUY SOME BEERS BUT
NO PAY YET!
INVOICE CAME
AT MIDDAY
TRANSFER TIME
BLOWS MY MIND
WESTPAC'S THROUGH
HOW BOUT YOU?
STILL NO PAY
FUCK WEDNESDAY!
CHECKING EMAILS TWICE A MINUTE
NO PAY YET!
ANYONE SEEN MAUREEN TODAY?
NO PAY YET!
WHOSE PIZZA IS THAT IN THE FRIDGE?
SUSTENANCE!
HOLLY GOT HER PAYMENT SLIP BUT
NO PAY YET!
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4. |
RORY'S XMAS SONG
00:37
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XMAS CARDS FROM SEPTEMBER
HAD THE TREE UP FROM NOVEMBER
SELLING HEAPS OF PLASTIC CRAP
GIFT EXCHANGE IT ALL COMES BACK
AIR CONDITIONING UNIT'S FAILED
RAGGAMUFFIN'S GONE ONSALE
THIS 12HR SHIFT IS KILLING ME
WORKING LATE
GETTING DRUNK
WORKING LATE
GETTING DRUNK
IN RETAIL
XMAS LASTS 6 MONTHS
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5. |
PLASTIC BAG / STRUGGLING
02:23
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PLASTIC BAG:
Do you want a plastic bag?
Hey take your time to decide
I understand your concern
But plastic bags don't grown on trees!
So take a bag
Or don't take a bag
We don't give a shit
How you carry it
Please move along
The queue is getting long
Plastic bags
Don't grow on trees!
STRUGGLING:
With CDs full of MP3s
And getting all that shit for free
No money's floating round
And we're all struggling
Big boys have all lost their grip
And we're still here, independent
Clinging to the cracks
Like fucking weeds
Wanna know how we're doing?
Well we're struggling!
That's ok the rest of them
Are drowning
We'll be here, the last of them
Just laughing
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6. |
SHAUN STEPHENS
00:53
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WATCH OUT THERE'S A GHOST
IN THE NEW BUILDING
ALL WE KNOW FOR SURE
IS THAT IT'S CALLED SHAUN STEPHENS
DON'T ENTER THE STORE ALONE
KEEP THE LIGHTS ON WHEN YOU CLOSE
HAUNTING THE BELIEVERS
WITH CREEPY BABY HANDS
BECAUSE THERE'S A GHOST
IN THE NEW BUILDING
IF YOU'RE ON YOUR BREAK
BETTER KEEP ONE EYE OPEN
DON'T ENTER THE STORE ALONE
KEEP THE LIGHT'S ON WHEN YOU CLOSE
CHASING DOWN THE DREAMERS
NAPPING ON THE COUCH
DON'T ENTER THE STORE ALONE
KEEP THE LIGHT'S ON WHEN YOU CLOSE
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HELEN AND GORDON:
NOONE TOOK THE BINS OUT YESTERDAY
I DUNNO WHOSE TURN IT IS TODAY
GRANT'S YELLING AT FLIES TO GO AWAY
HELEN AND GORDON WENT ON HOLIDAY
SPILT COFFEE ON THE STAIRS
BEER BOTTLES EVERYWHERE
WE'RE FUCKED
WE'RE DOOMED
NOONE'S TAKEN BINS OUT IN TWO WEEKS
DIRTY DISHES STACKED UP IN THE SINK
TOILET BOWLS' SLOWLY TURNING BLACK
WHEN THE HELL IS GORDON COMING BACK
NOODLE CLAN:
BAM! BAM! NOODLE CLAN!
BAM BAM NOODLE CLAN
PUNCHING OUT THE BEATLES FAN
DRAGGING TEENS BY THE HAIR
SHADOW-KICK A DRUNK MAN
BAM! BAM! NOODLE CLAN!
HOMELESS DUDE FROM THE BENCH
BUMMED YOUR LAST CIGARETTE
DROPPING JUG TO THE FLOOR
THROWING LAWRIE THROUGH THE DOOR
NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER
DONNIE YEN'S A FOUNDING MEMBER
GONNA WISH YOU WERE BANNED
WHEN YOU FACE THE NOODLE CLAN
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8. |
PUKE-A-RAMA
01:00
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LATE NIGHT! GONNA PUKE!
EARLY START! GONNA PUKE!
SATURDAY MORNING! GONNA PUKE!
SUNDAY MORNING! GONNA PUKE!
DIDN'T SLEEP! PUKE-A-RAMA!
DIDN'T EAT! PUKE-A-RAMA!
LATE NIGHT EARLY START
PUKE-A-RAMA! PUKE-A-RAMA!
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Retail Hardcore Pioneers! NZ's most cynical record store employees and voted least likely to help you find rare Beatles LP's/most likely to eat pizza while serving you.
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