1. |
AH FUCK
00:32
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Ah fuck! Hung up!
Hold on I will put you through
Please wait up the phones are new
Need to put this through to Jon
This guy needs every Elton John!
Fucking phones are hard to use
Portable - easy to lose
How do I put them on hold?
Why are all the good phones old
Now the creditors are paid
Marty thought we should upgrade
Wait - we still have some of them?
Change the legal name again
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2. |
FRENCH IMPORT
00:56
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We don't care and we don't know
What record that it is you want
Oh, it comes from overseas?
That's great why don't you fly and see
If one of the ten copies pressed
Is available in the U.S
If not I wouldn't be surprised
Do they exist outside your mind?
Do you know the name of the band?
Do you know the name of the album?
Do you know the name of the song?
Do you know fucking anything?
Oh fuck, please don't hum the tune
It just makes me want to punch you
That must be the most obscure thing
I've ever heard somebody sing
Yeah I'm sure you love the band
And they have a cult following
Doesn't mean they're on a label
Let alone available
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3. |
BONEMAN
00:24
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Worms in your head!
Get you in the end!
Bones round his neck
Scabs on his hand
Meths on his breath
Boneman
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4. |
REMOVE YOUR CARD
00:44
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Please remove your card
It isn't that hard
The words on the screen
Don't say processing
Please remove your card
It isn't that hard
Please remove
Your fucking card
I'm waiting on you
To pick up the clue
How long has it been
Since you put in your pin?
Staring into space
Put sold tape on your face
Look at the machine
Infuriating!
Please remove your card
Please remove your fucking card
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5. |
LIFECYCLE OF A FLEA
00:44
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Hidden menace you can't see
The life cycle of a flea
Three weeks lurking in gestation
Then they wake from hibernation
Then there's nothing you can do
But trail flea powder behind you
Cannot stop the life cycle
Of a flea
From anklebone to the knee!
Ravage everyone they see
Cannot stop the life cycle
Of a flea!
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